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This page is a list of all the songs that mention brand name products in them. Nothing more annyoing than getting a commercial pitch in the middle of a song. Seriousily, I hope the performers who do this at least get free stuff out of it.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products, John Prine

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John Prine's, "Pretty Good"
The Lyrics:
I heard Allah and Buddah
Were singing at the Saviour's feast
And up in the sky
An Arabian rabbi
Fed Quaker Oats to a priest
Pretty good
Not bad
They can't complain
'Cause actually, all them Gods are just about the same
Product Brand Name:
Quaker Oats
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
John Prine's, "Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore"
The Lyrics:
While digesting Reader's Digest in the back of the dirty book store
A plastic flag with gum on the back fell out on the floor
Well I picked it up and I ran outside and slapped it on my windshield
And if I could see old Betsy Ross, I'd tell her how good I feel
Product Brand Name:
Reader's Digest
Submitted by: Tania WYEP

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