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This page is a list of all the songs that mention brand name products in them. Nothing more annyoing than getting a commercial pitch in the middle of a song. Seriousily, I hope the performers who do this at least get free stuff out of it.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products, Nerf Herder

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Nerf Herder's, "5000 Ways to Die"
The Lyrics:
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and Valium overdose
Product Brand Name:
Valium is a trademarked name for diazepam, a tranquilizer.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Annalee"
The Lyrics:
She's the one, it ain't no joke
She's got lips, lips just like Cherry Coke
Product Brand Name:
Coca-Cola's soft drink Cherry Coke
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Baby Let Me Rock You"
The Lyrics:
I've got the hot tub and the Harvey's Bristol Cream.
Product Brand Name:
Harvey's Bristol Cream (sherry).
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Down on Haley"
The Lyrics:
You don't have to ride the straight and narrow
As long as you drive up in a Camaro
Product Brand Name:
Chevrolet Camaro (car)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Easy Mark"
The Lyrics:
Yeah she ... she's bustin' out
Put the suitcase in the Pinto and get the hell out of Ohio...
Yeah he's gonna make a fortune
Panning gold out of a bottle of Goldschlager shot by shot by shot
Product Brand Name:
Ford Pinto (1970's car) Goldschlager (Swiss schnapps with actual gold flakes in it)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Garage Sale"
The Lyrics:
I spent $34.95 on a very fancy scented candle; it smelled like strawberry Pop-Tarts and oregano
Product Brand Name:
Pop-Tarts (Kellogg's brand of toaster pastries)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Heaven's Not Far"
The Lyrics:
Drinking cherry Slurpees
on your lawn under the tree
Sharing Junior Mints
Product Brand Name:
Slurpee is a frozen drink from 7-Eleven. Junior Mints are a chocolate-covered mint candy.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "I Want To Take You Out For Ice Cream"
The Lyrics:
Buy you peanuts and Cracker Jacks
Product Brand Name:
Cracker Jack (brand of candy-coated popcorn/peanuts)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Lamer Than Lame"
The Lyrics:
Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quik
Product Brand Name:
Strawberry Quik is a pink powdered drink mix added to milk.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Led Zeppelin Rules"
The Lyrics:
The guitar player's tone is like a Commodore 64
Product Brand Name:
Commodore 64, early home computer.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Life on Mars"
The Lyrics:
Nike shoes, black jumpsuits, shaven heads and purple blankets
Product Brand Name:
Nike
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Love Sandwich"
The Lyrics:
Baby, you haven't had nothing til you've had my Miracle Whip
Product Brand Name:
Miracle Whip (brand of salad dressing)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Mr. Spock"
The Lyrics:
You sit all night at your computer
Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper
Product Brand Name:
Diet Dr. Pepper (brand of soda). RIP Leonard Nimoy.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "New Jersey Girl"
The Lyrics:
Yeah she took me up to the balcony
Past Kenneth Keith Kallenback
And gave a Yuengling to me
Product Brand Name:
Yuengling beer.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Nikki Webster"
The Lyrics:
Eating Hungry Jack's on the radio
Product Brand Name:
Hungry Jack's, Australian version of the Burger King fast food chain.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Out of Reach"
The Lyrics:
You had a stain on your dress, and your face was a mess
And you were going on and on about nothing.
Till your creepy friend in the Camaro came and took you away
Product Brand Name:
Chevrolet Camaro(car), Waffle House (restaurant chain)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Pervert"
The Lyrics:
When you catch me with my Polaroid outside the bathroom door
Product Brand Name:
Polaroid (maker of instant film cameras)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Rock City News"
The Lyrics:
Get yourself a second-hand guitar and set the world on fire
Any old axe will do, anything but a Squier
Product Brand Name:
Squier is a brand of guitar.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "She's On It"
The Lyrics:
Used to see her down at the 7-Eleven, buying candy bars
Product Brand Name:
7-Eleven convenience store chain.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "The Backpack Song"
The Lyrics:
I said, "Well, I got it at Kmart. If you get one, you should get the green one
because that's totally different from my orange one."
Product Brand Name:
Discount retail store K-Mart.
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Walking Disaster"
The Lyrics:
you drank Southern Comfort
then you threw up
Product Brand Name:
Southern Comfort distilled spirits
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "Welcome to My World"
The Lyrics:
Sitting in my boxers eating Apple Jacks
Welcome to my world, welcome to my world
Whacking it to late night Cinemax...
Jagermeister and Captain Crunch
Product Brand Name:
Apple Jacks (cereal), Cinemax (cable channel), Jagermeister (liquor), Captain Crunch (cereal)
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube
Nerf Herder's, "You've Thrown it All Away"
The Lyrics:
When I ate AlphaBits, I spelled out your name
Product Brand Name:
AlphaBits cereal
Submitted by: RevengeFromMars YouTube

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