A) With the amount of songs that rhyme these two together, you'd think every single disco venue was in that city. How old are Vengaboys anyway? Disco went out ages ago. B) Last time I checked, I'm pretty sure simply clicking the buttons on the mouse made it click, unless you have some strange psychokinetic powers using other items to operate other things. C) Are laptops designed to bear the weight of a human? I don't think so. Also, how can somebody 'do hip-hop'? I thought you sang it, or is it a dance? The moral of this story? If you're going to master the art of double-entendre, at least ensure it makes some sense.

Hearts go boom boom not shalala lala.