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These are lyrics by The Police that we think are kind of nonsensical.
Nonsensical Song Lyrics, The Police
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The Police's, "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I have to say to you
Is all I have to say to you
Why They're Nonsensical:
I have to ask, who in the heck goes up to a person and says 'De do do do, de da da da?' Wouldn't they be considered a mental case? It's like baby talk for goodness sake!
Submitted by: Fred
The Police's, "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true
They're meaningless and all that's true
Why They're Nonsensical:
At least you got that right, Sting.
Submitted by: Charlie
The Police's, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's a big enough umbrella
but it's me who always ends up getting wet.
but it's me who always ends up getting wet.
Why They're Nonsensical:
It can't be that big an umbrella if Sting is the one who always ends up getting wet.
Submitted by: Celeste
The Police's, "King Of Pain"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
There's a king on a throne with his eyes torn out
Why They're Nonsensical:
"Eyes torn out"?! I don't know that that's possible. He may be blind, or have been born with optical problems, or might've even had some surgical operations near them, but I doubt that they'd be "torn out"...that just doesn't make any sense.
Submitted by: Barb Dwyer
The Police's, "King Of Pain"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
There's a little black spot on the sun today
Why They're Nonsensical:
Eh? How can he tell? Surely he'd be blind if he tried to stare at the sun that hard...
Submitted by: Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
The Police's, "King Of Pain"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Who would feed a skeleton a crust of bread? Isn't it obvious that it can't swallow a crumb of bread, let alone a crust?
Submitted by: My Name Is Joe
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