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These are lyrics by Platinum Blonde that we think are kind of nonsensical.
Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Platinum Blonde
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Platinum Blonde's, "Cast A Shadow"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'd really like to have a brand new motor car
A set of wheels won't get me very far.
A set of wheels won't get me very far.
Why They're Nonsensical:
From the 1983 album "Standing In The Dark." It's just one of those lines that makes you go WTF?
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Crying Over You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Another mask of innocence
You hide a wave of convienece
It's just a change in attitude oh yeah
You hide a wave of convienece
It's just a change in attitude oh yeah
Why They're Nonsensical:
Amazing; in the nearly 29 years (as of 2013) I knew about this song, I still don't know what that verse means?
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Not In Love"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
This is my house; no one lives here anymore
Why They're Nonsensical:
It can't be your house if "no one lives there anymore", which is a fallacy if it's your house.
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Standing In The Dark"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Maybe I'll run and hide
tomorrow change my mind
Until then it's suicide
tomorrow change my mind
Until then it's suicide
Why They're Nonsensical:
This makes no sense. How can you run and hide after you've committed suicide?
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Standing In the Dark"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
We walk in circles
destined to collide
which way is up? I really can't decide
destined to collide
which way is up? I really can't decide
Why They're Nonsensical:
That whole song is nonsensical. If you don't know which way is up after walking in circles destined to collide then you really must be crazy.
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Video Disease"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
All American Hero
All American Dream
All American apple pie
All American cream
I see it on your wavelength
Your photograph in black and white
Is it any wonder what are you going
do tonight?
All American Dream
All American apple pie
All American cream
I see it on your wavelength
Your photograph in black and white
Is it any wonder what are you going
do tonight?
Why They're Nonsensical:
I'm not quite sure what one of these verses has to do with the other?
Submitted by: Celeste
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