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These are lyrics by Johnny Mathis that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Johnny Mathis

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Johnny Mathis', "A Certain Smile"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
A certain smile, a certain face
Can lead an unsuspecting heart on a merry chase
Why They're Nonsensical:
Hearts can't be suspecting or unsuspecting, and they can't chase anyone or anything.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Johnny Mathis', "Marshmallow World"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
The world is your snowball, see how it grows.
Thats how it goes whenever it snows.
The world is your snowball just for a song.
Get out and roll it along!
Why They're Nonsensical:
First, the thought of the world growing like a snowball? Huuunnnnhh? And then telling you to roll the world along like a snowball. Think you could, considering the Earth only weighs about 6 sextillion tons? But even if you COULD roll something that heavy, on what surface would you roll it?!? This song is generally delightful, quaint and dainty to be sure, but these lines are just OVER THE TOP in the nonsense category, compared to most anything!
Submitted by: Kris Kringle Aguilera
Johnny Mathis', "Wonderful, Wonderful"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You turn to me with a kiss in your eyes
Why They're Nonsensical:
And why not a gaze in her lips while she's at it?
Submitted by: Heather Patton

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