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Barry Manilow's, "Can't Smile Without You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I can't laugh and I can't sing.
I'm finding it hard to do anything.
I'm finding it hard to do anything.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, duh! If he can't sing, then by what remarkable method is he so convincingly simulating a performance of vocal music here?
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
Barry Manilow's, "Can't Smile Without You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
Why They're Nonsensical:
The overall song makes it clear that the singer currently is without the one he is singing to. He claims 'I can't sing' as one of the things he can't do without the addressee. But, Duh! He is singing.
Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Barry Manilow's, "I Write The Songs"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I am music, and I write the songs
Why They're Nonsensical:
Songs *are* music. Is Manilow trying to say that music writes itself, or that he "writes himself", so to speak? In which case, what do we need people like him for?
Submitted by: Tarquin
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