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These are lyrics by 50 Cent that we think are kind of nonsensical.
Nonsensical Song Lyrics, 50 Cent
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50 Cent's, "21 Questions"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If I didn't smell so good
would you still hug me?
would you still hug me?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Heavens no! Take a shower! How is that a rational question?
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
50 Cent's, "21 Questions"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
To make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
Why They're Nonsensical:
Yeah, of course, because it's only fat kids who love them cakes. If that's the case, all confectionery companies would have been out of business by now a long time ago. Seems that 'Rhyming For Dummies Vol. 1' has been put into good use as well, and by the looks of things, Mr. Cent didn't really pay that much attention in his grammar classes...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
50 Cent's, "Candy Shop"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Why They're Nonsensical:
So, with all the money 50 Cent made, did he buy a candy shop or something? I'm pretty sure you can't just walk into a candy shop and start licking lollypops as you please! You need to buy them first!!
Submitted by: Robert
50 Cent's, "In Da Club"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm into havin' sex,
I ain't into makin' love
I ain't into makin' love
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, how the heck can you have sex without intending to make love? I mean, it's possible to do it the other way around, but not the way you have it phrased, Mr. Cent.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
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