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These are lyrics by Crowded House that we think are kind of nonsensical.
Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Crowded House
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Crowded House's, "Don't Dream It's Over"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Now I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Huh?!?! One's heart does not have a door, and even if it did, there are no steps leading up to it. Maybe this is metaphoric, but maybe Neil Finn knows something that we don't.
Submitted by: Calop
Crowded House's, "Don't Dream It's Over"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Now I'm towing my car
There's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion
But there's no proof
There's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion
But there's no proof
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can inanimate objects (i.e. the possessions) give rise to suspicion? And suspicion about what? And what has it got to do with towing cars or a hole in the roof?
Submitted by: Matt E.
Crowded House's, "Don't Dream It's Over"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Now I'm towing my car
There's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion
but there's no proof
There's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion
but there's no proof
Why They're Nonsensical:
Also posted under Funny lyrics. I'm not too sure what one verse has to do with the other.
Submitted by: Celeste
Crowded House's, "Weather With You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Everywhere you go,
Always take the weather with you!
Always take the weather with you!
Why They're Nonsensical:
How can you take the weather with you everywhere you go? The weather changes, depending upon location. Get a clue, guys.
Submitted by: Tarquin
Crowded House's, "Weather With You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
There's a small boat made of china, it's going nowhere on the mantle-piece.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Well, if it's just sitting on the mantlepiece, where would you expect it to go?
Submitted by: Eric J.
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