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Beatles', "Come Together"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Here come ol' flat top, he come groovin' up slowly He got juju eyeballs, he one holy roller
Why They're Nonsensical:
The entire lyrics actually belong here. Who knows what was going on at that session...
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
The Beatles', "Eight Days A Week"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I ain't got nothin' but love, babe
Eight days a week.
Eight days a week.
Why They're Nonsensical:
There's no such thing as eight days a week. There are only seven days in a week.
Submitted by: Wario
The Beatles', "Her Majesty"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she doesn't have a lot to say
but she doesn't have a lot to say
Why They're Nonsensical:
Quite frankly Paul you don't have a whole lot to say either.
Submitted by: The Big Guy
The Beatles', "I Am The Walrus"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob
They are the eggmen
I am the Walrus
Goo goo g'joob
Why They're Nonsensical:
People go on about the swinging sixties,Beatlemania,etc.Visions of thousands of teenage girls screaming themselves into insensibility. Whatever. Something was also so far up it's own ass it was totally untrue. When I first read the full lyrics of this number I was so taken aback by the total unintelligibility of them that I decided,before commenting on it, to check out if it had any possible coded meaning or something.However,as with so many such nonsense songs,there were far too many possible origins floating around.Guys,get this,the whole song reads like the worst spewing out of pure bull ever dreamt up in the name of entertainment.Like,the worst of the worst.Craziest of the crazy.Baddest of the bad trips.Check it out .YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Submitted by: THE BIG GUY
The Beatles', "Penny Lane"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Penny Lane is in my ears
and in my eyes
and in my eyes
Why They're Nonsensical:
What's he mean 'Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes'? Penny Lane sounds like a street name.
Submitted by: Peppermint Patty
The Beatles', "She Came In Through The Bathroom Window"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And so I quit the police department
And so I got a steady job.
And though she did her best to help me
She could steal but she could not rob.
And so I got a steady job.
And though she did her best to help me
She could steal but she could not rob.
Why They're Nonsensical:
She could steal but she could not rob?! What the hell?! How does one steal but can't rob?
Submitted by: Celeste
The Beatles', "She's A Woman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My love don't give me presents
I know that she's no peasant
I know that she's no peasant
Why They're Nonsensical:
These are the first two lines of the song, and it's not a great start. What does it mean when a woman is not a peasant? I think Paul couldn't come up with any other word to rhyme with presents.
Submitted by: Randy P.
The Beatles', "The Inner Light"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Arrive without traveling
See all without looking
do all without doing.
See all without looking
do all without doing.
Why They're Nonsensical:
The final lyrics of this song don't make any sense whatsoever! I mean 'arrive without traveling' applies to 'the farther one travels the less one knows', and some people 'see' stuff in their heads - but nobody can 'do all without doing'
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
The Beatles', "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?
Why They're Nonsensical:
I'm sure it will be very hard to notice you, right in the middle of traffic...
Submitted by: Rock Princess
The Beatles', "Yellow Submarine"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them live next door
Many more of them live next door
Why They're Nonsensical:
Listen, if your friends are all aboard, then you can't have any other friends who live next door. Period.
Submitted by: Jeff Stambo
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