Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebell, Moltres
Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax
Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell
Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon
Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey
Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp
Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos
Much as I like Pokémon, I dislike these seven pairs of lines in the PokéRap. In order, the rapper rhymes: 'Golduck' with 'Moltres;' 'Onix' with 'Snorlax;' 'Horsea' with 'Weepinbell;' 'Machoke' with 'Flareon;' 'Beedrill' with 'Chansey;' 'Koffing' with 'Magikarp;' and 'Arcanine' with 'Zapdos.' There are many Pokémon that rhyme with others, though, so they easily could've switched Machoke and Kangaskhan around as well any other pair that rhymes.
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
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