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These are lyrics by The Police that do not rhyme.

Misrhymed Song Lyrics, The Police

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The Police's, "Don`t Stand So Close To Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
He starts to shake and starts to cough
Just like the old man in That famous book by Nabakov
Why They're Misrhymed:
To rhyme 'cough' and 'Nabakov' (the acclaimed author)? No wonder it is considered the worst rhyme in the history of pop music by many people.
Submitted by: DiDi
The Police's, "Roxanne"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make-up
Why They're Misrhymed:
Submitted by: ivy

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