I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.
I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.
Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl should.
I said yeah, I said yeah, I said yeah, I said
Oh just like a, just like a black girl should.
Especially if your girlfriend is black and you have this go off during her family reunion, meeting her parents, or in a black church.
Submitted by: ThatAwesomeGuy
AC/DC's,
"You Shook Me All Night Long"
She was a fast machine,
She kept her motor clean,
She was the fastest damn woman that I ever seen
Well you meet your girlfriend parents and your phone goes off, that would cause a lot of awkwardness. Also you don't want this to play at grandma's funeral
Submitted by: ThatAwesomeGuy
OK Go's,
"Here It Goes Again"
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh here it goes, here it goes, here it goes
again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known,
should have known,
should have known again,
But here it goes again.
You and your spouse decide on something. But your spouse or girlfriend starts to get pissy and this ringtone goes off. Your in trouble.
Submitted by: ThatAwesomeGuy
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new mania
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind f*ck America.
Having a ringtone like this go off while you're taking a test that will make you an American citizen would be kind of awkward.
Submitted by: ThatAwesomeGuy
I kissed a girl
and I liked it
The taste of her
cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl
just to try it
I hope my boyfriend
don't mind it
It felt so wrong
but it felt so right
It don't mean that
I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and
I liked it, I liked it.
Sheesh imagine if your phone went off around your boyfriend. He might think that you're a flaming homo.
Submitted by: Celeste
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
I would hate to have this blast out loud while being falsely accused of vandalism.
Submitted by: Glenn
Lies, lies,
That's all I ever hear from you.
These are the worst lyrics that could blast from the cell phone of a defense attorney as his client is testifying.
Submitted by: Kathy
Don't know much about history;
Don't know much biology;
Don't know much about a science book;
Don't know much about the French I took.
(also)
Don't know much about geography;
Don't know much trigonometry;
Don't know much about algebra;
Don't know what a slide rule is for.
This ringtone would doom a candidate at an interview for a teaching position.
Submitted by: Kathy
Come on and marry me, Bill.
It would have been lousy timing if "Come on and marry me, Bill" came out of Monica Lewinsky's phone while she was with Bill Clinton when Hillary walked in.
Submitted by: Kathy
Tell me, tell me, tell me lies.
"Tell me lies" would not be the best ringtone to come from a cop's phone while interrogating a suspect.
Submitted by: Kathy
