I....., I love little girls! They make me feel so good!
Would raise the eyebrows of a cop if this was your ringtone, and it plays while being pulled over.
Submitted by: Steve
We're Jammin! I wanna jam it with you!
If this was your ringtone and it went off when your printer has a major paper jam, you'd feel as if fate is rubbing it in.
Submitted by: Steve
Sleepwalking down the road
And not waking from these dreams
'Cause it's never dead it's still my head
It was a warzone in my teens
I'm still standing on that street
Still need an enemy
The worst ones I can't see
You can... you can
It would be terrible for this to go off in a group therapy session for people living with PTSD, because it is about Bono growing up during the troubles in Ireland. Not the lyrics, so much as the content in them.
Submitted by: dayna
I got a show
You are alone, good
I thought you sound good
Pretend you saved me.
It sounds fine doesn’t it… except the song lyrics are screamed at the top of his lungs and are basically not understandable. You actually can’t hear a single lyric. Unless you want to look crazy, this might be better for an alarm.
Submitted by: Clever Name
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
Imagine if someone had this as their ringtone and their phone went off at a Weight Watchers meeting.
Submitted by: Harrp
Ringtone
Why did I buy this stupid ringtone?
I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
Self-explanatory.
Submitted by: Harrp
Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh, Heaven is a place on earth They say in Heaven love comes first We'll make Heaven a place on earth Ooh, Heaven is a place on earth
If you have this as your ringtone, best hope you're not at Dignitas in Switzerland. Some of the people who go there might not like to hear that Heaven isn't their next destination.
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
Beaten by the queen of hearts every time
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
He's a loser but he still keeps on tryin'
Imagine the looks you'd get if you got a call while hanging out with somebody who's bad at starting a relationship.
Submitted by: Kerry
Bing Bang Diggiriggidong
First thing that I say after I wake up
Bad idea if you're around someone who hates waking up in the morning.
Submitted by: Kerry
R.E.M.'s,
"It’s the End of the World as We Know It"
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
If your phone went off with this ringtone while you were at a Jehovah's Witnesses conference, this would make them think you're mocking them.
Submitted by: Kerry
