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These are lyrics by Billy Joel that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Billy Joel

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Billy Joel's, "Laura"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
How can she hold an umbilical cord for so long?
Why They're Inappropriate:
Hold the baby's umbilical cord longer? No way! All surgeons cut her umbilical chord for the baby being born.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Billy Joel's, "Only The Good Die Young"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Come out Virginia, don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
Why They're Inappropriate:
Well now we know he likes catholic girls.
Submitted by: Roger
Billy Joel's, "The Entertainer"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
So I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants
Why They're Inappropriate:
Three words ... what the hell?!?!
Submitted by: Stephanie B.
Billy Joel's, "Tomorrow Is Today"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
And I'm afraid to go to sleep
'Cause tomorrow is today
Why They're Inappropriate:
Afraid to sleep? Irresponsible behaviour at night!
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start The Fire"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
JFK blown away
What else do I have to say?
Why They're Inappropriate:
The song goes on for at LEAST one verse after this line; so Billy answers himself in that verse. He probably put the line here because he wanted something to rhyme.
Submitted by: hec

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