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She had hair so long that it looked like weave
Then she cut it all off, now she look like Eve
Haha...Eve has short hair, no doubt!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Take your diamonds and throw 'em up like you're bulimic
No matter what, this line always makes me laugh with its imagery. It's one of the cleverest similes I've seen in a song for a long while and not a bad tune on whole. Good on you, Kanye.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
People talk so much about me in barber shops, they forget to get they hair cut.
Image of people all coming in, talking, time turning late and they're all forced to go home...real clever.
Submitted by: Davus
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