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Violent Femmes', "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Instanbul, not Constantinople
So if you make a date
In Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul!
Lives in Instanbul, not Constantinople
So if you make a date
In Constantinople
She'll be waiting in Istanbul!
Why They're funny:
The logic is dead-on
Submitted by: karinova
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