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These are lyrics by Triumph The Insult Comic Dog that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

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The Funny Lyrics:
And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire, He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore, To open for him and I don't mean on tour! You're not the first person for R Kelly His video's premiere in the lapd. I believe they set up an innocent guy. You know what Kel? I believe I can fly
Why They're funny:
Triumph is talking about Christina Aguilera being too old for Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit to show interest in her anymore. Now he likes teenagers (as did R. Kelly!)
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
The Funny Lyrics:
Avril Lavinge, punk queen, now there's a kidder, Go back up north, Celine needs a baby-sitter
Why They're funny:
Haha! Avril and Celine Dion are both Canadians.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
The Funny Lyrics:
Hey Coldplay, maybe you should be Coldsore. Back when you were U2, I liked you so much more. Somehow your song Yellow reminds me of pee I think that when it's over, it's a big relief to me
Why They're funny:
Haha @ the reference to Coldplay's song 'Yellow' reminding Triumph of urinating.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
The Funny Lyrics:
Yo Nelly, what the hell kinda name is that? That's about as gangster as an Easter Bonnet hat. And Snoop says he clean, well you make the call The guy's higher than Billy Joel's cholesterol.
Why They're funny:
I don't know whether I would find Triumph's lyrics more insulting or funny if I were Nelly, Snoop Dogg, or Billy Joel!!!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2

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