Funniest Lyrics, The Who
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He-Man drag In the glittering ballroom Gravely outrageous In my high heel shoes
Everytime I hear this line, I always envision He-Man, the cartoon character. walking into the glittering ballroom in those high heel shoes.
Submitted by: A. Coleman
Magically bored On a quiet street corner Free frustration In our minds and our toes
Maybe if your toes got out more, they wouldn't be so frustrated, Pete.
Submitted by: A. Coleman
I'm the gypsy, the Acid Queen.
From Tina Turner, it isn't that funny. Coming from Pete Townshend, who orginally wrote the 'Tommy' rock opera and took part in singing them (and has also admitted to being a woman) it's outrageous.
Submitted by: old
One and one don't make two,
one and one make one....
God, is he a first grade reader or what?!!!!! Somebody teach him some math already....
Submitted by: chris
'Why don't you all f-f-f-ade away?'
These lyrics are class! To those who suggested Raoger Daltrey had 'a stuttering problem' - whatever! When this song was first rehearsed for recording, Roger Daltrey stumbled over the word fade because pete Townshend's writing was so untidy that he couldn't work out what it was meant to say. They all decided to keep this is and add more stuttering, which was a huge success! Also, when there was outcry about what 'other' four letter f-word was implied by the stutter, they were genuinely surprised!
Submitted by: Grace Slick
Don't see lights a flashing
plays by sense and smell
How does someone play Pinball by sense and smell? He must have really been a wizard or something.
Submitted by: Slothman
I look all white but my dad was black
Michael Jackson, anyone?
Submitted by: Miles
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.
Aren't most of us.
Submitted by: Princess Ana
I'm not into your passport pictures I just like your nose
Wow. Most amazing line ever.
Submitted by: Who Fan
You welcome me with open arms and open legs
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, this lyric is sooo funny! I wish my girl did that!
Submitted by: Mike Florio
Your dog keeps licking my nose
And chewing up all those letters.
Having dogs in the house who will eat anything and everything, these words are always good for a laugh.
Submitted by: rocky
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