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Funniest Lyrics, Paul Simon

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Paul Simon's, "Darling Lorraine"
The Funny Lyrics:
What! You don't like the way I chew?
Let me tell you...
Why They're funny:
Brilliant. Why don't noisy eaters get more mentions in songs? This is just wonderfully observed; when your lover gets narky about the way you chew, get your coat, pal, it's all over. Great song, too.
Submitted by: Mr. Bump
Paul Simon's, "Gumboots"
The Funny Lyrics:
Believing I had supernatural powers
I slammed into a brick wall.
Why They're funny:
Ha! You may want to rethink your "supernatural powers", Paul. You should've known you were gonna slam into that wall.
Submitted by: Sarah
Paul Simon's, "Kodachrome"
The Funny Lyrics:
When I look back on all the crap I learned in high school,
it's a wonder I can think at all.
Why They're funny:
It illogically suggests not only that school teaches you crap, but also that it makes you stupid.
Submitted by: Supernixi

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