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These are lyrics by Carole Bayer Sager that we think are kind of funny.
Funniest Lyrics, Carole Bayer Sager
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Carole Bayer Sager's, "You're Moving Out Today"
The Funny Lyrics:
Your dirty habits ain't confined to bed
Somebody told me what you do with bread
You would be better with the baker's wife instead
Somebody told me what you do with bread
You would be better with the baker's wife instead
Why They're funny:
It's probably best that we don't know what he does!
Submitted by: Fletch
Carole Bayer Sager's, "You're Moving Out Today"
The Funny Lyrics:
Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed
The grocer told me what you do with bread (What do you do?)
Why don't you take up with the baker's wife
Instead of me (fool)
The grocer told me what you do with bread (What do you do?)
Why don't you take up with the baker's wife
Instead of me (fool)
Why They're funny:
The whole song follows this sort of line. The unspoken connotation of what the guy 'does' with the bread makes me chuckle every time!
Submitted by: FussBudgetVanPelt
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