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Radiohead's, "A Wolf At The Door "
The Funny Lyrics:
flip the lid out pops the cracker
smacks you in the head
knifes you in the neck kicks you in the teeth
steel toe caps
takes all your credit cards get up get the gunge get the eggs
get the flan in the face
smacks you in the head
knifes you in the neck kicks you in the teeth
steel toe caps
takes all your credit cards get up get the gunge get the eggs
get the flan in the face
Why They're funny:
uhh... its just random. consitering the name of the song is called 'a wolf at the door '. but you know how radiohead is. nothing really makes sence.
Submitted by: KyotePrintz
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
The Funny Lyrics:
He used to do surgery
to women in the eighties
but gravity always wins.
to women in the eighties
but gravity always wins.
Why They're funny:
This is song is about how fake everything is. The surgery is probably breast implants and gravity pulls the breasts down after a while anyways.
Submitted by: Chronic Alcoholic
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
The Funny Lyrics:
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
Why They're funny:
I really love this song, but I actually looked at these lyrics at a different angle and got this idea. If some guy was saying this, I would get the idea that he has an inflatable doll under their bed.
Submitted by: Subterranean Homesick Alien
Radiohead's, "High And Dry "
The Funny Lyrics:
Drying up in conversation
You will be the one who cannot talk
All your insides fall to pieces
You just sit there wishing you could still make love
You will be the one who cannot talk
All your insides fall to pieces
You just sit there wishing you could still make love
Why They're funny:
Ha Ha the motorcyclist crashed and smashed his groin!
Submitted by: Kevin Breslin
Radiohead's, "Nice Dream"
The Funny Lyrics:
She said that she'd love to come help but the sea would electrocute us all
Why They're funny:
ha..that crack me up. its a good song though
Submitted by: A girl named Bob
Radiohead's, "Pop Is Dead"
The Funny Lyrics:
So many facelifts, his face flew off
Why They're funny:
Haha, that's a silly image!
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Radiohead's, "Talk Show Host"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'll be waiting, with a gun and a pack of sandwiches.
Why They're funny:
Gee, i'm tough... I'll have a GUN! And.. sandwiches... in case we get hungry on our murder spree... of course!
Submitted by: MeggleFreggle
Radiohead's, "Wolf At The Door"
The Funny Lyrics:
flip the lid out pops the cracker
smacks you in the head
knifes you in the neck kicks you in the teeth
steel toe caps
takes all your credit cards get up get the guns
get the eggs
get the flan in the face
smacks you in the head
knifes you in the neck kicks you in the teeth
steel toe caps
takes all your credit cards get up get the guns
get the eggs
get the flan in the face
Why They're funny:
theyre kinda funny when you first see them, but once you understand them they all fit and actually make sense; e.g. he is talking about all the challenges of being a parent in a partly metaphorical way, and 'flan in the face' is a political reference - look it up
Submitted by: That tall guy
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