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These are lyrics by Randy Newman that we think are kind of funny.
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Randy Newman's, "Memo To My Son"
The Funny Lyrics:
What have you done to the mirror?
What have you done to the floor?
Can't I go nowhere without you?
Can't I leave you alone anymore?
What have you done to the floor?
Can't I go nowhere without you?
Can't I leave you alone anymore?
Why They're funny:
Randy is singing to his toddler son. Funny and touching. Most accurate song on fatherly love ever written.
Submitted by: John Patrick
Randy Newman's, "Naked Man"
The Funny Lyrics:
Old lady stand on the corner
With a purse in her hand
She does not know but in a minute or so
She will be robbed by a Naked Man
With a purse in her hand
She does not know but in a minute or so
She will be robbed by a Naked Man
Why They're funny:
Freaking Funniest song I know! 'Beware of the Naked Man'
Submitted by: John Patrick
Randy Newman's, "Pants"
The Funny Lyrics:
And your teachers can't stop me
And your priests can't stop me
And your firemen can't stop me
And the President can't stop me
Will you take off my pants?
Will you take off my pants?
And your priests can't stop me
And your firemen can't stop me
And the President can't stop me
Will you take off my pants?
Will you take off my pants?
Why They're funny:
Definitely not.
Submitted by: obscure
Randy Newman's, "Political Science"
The Funny Lyrics:
Asia's crowded. Europe's too old.
Africa's far too hot and Canada's too cold. South America stole our name. Let's drop the big one,
they'll be no one left to blame us.
Africa's far too hot and Canada's too cold. South America stole our name. Let's drop the big one,
they'll be no one left to blame us.
Why They're funny:
none
Submitted by: John Patrick
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