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These are lyrics by Metallica that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Metallica

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Metallica's, "Master Of Puppets"
The Funny Lyrics:
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Why They're funny:
Strange eating behavior; normally you use dishes to place your food on.
Submitted by: Tom Foolery
Metallica's, "Where The Wild Things Are"
The Funny Lyrics:
You swing your a** all down.
Why They're funny:
James says that after Kirk's guitar solo in the song. I think that line is funny.
Submitted by: I.P. Freeley

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