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Bruno Mars',
"Grenade (2010s - please use 'country')"
Should have known you was trouble from the first kiss Had your eyes wide open Why were they open? (Ooh)
How did Bruno Mars know her eyes were wide open, if HIS eyes were closed!
Submitted by: David Shobe
You'll smile in my face then rip the breaks out my car.
I first learned of this song by seeing a karaoke singer perform it. On seeing this line on the karaoke monitor, I laughed loud and long. That must the most bizarre juxtaposition of thoughts I'd ever seen in any song lyrics, I thought -- that is, "smile in my face" juxtaposed with "rip the breaks out my car". It's one of those occasions to say "I always hate it when that happens!". I came home afterwards and checked lyrics sites to make sure those were correct lyrics. I have observed that karaoke videos don't ALWAYS get lyrics right. I found various lyrics sites agree that those lyrics are correct and I STILL find it to be as bizarre and ludicrous a line as I've ever encountered in most any song!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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