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Five Iron Frenzy's, "Blue Comb '78"
The Funny Lyrics:
Summer of 1978,
My sister and I in the back seat just wait.
We pass the time by making lines in the seat that we can't cross,
A thin line like dental floss.
She threw my new blue comb out the window,
somewhere on I-70.
Dad said, "I'm sorry, but we can't go back,"
We're never going back to get it.
It was the first comb I ever had.
Got it just that morning from my mom and my dad.
Light blue in color, I could never find another,
comb like that, big and fat...
So tell me, have you seen my comb?
Last time I saw it, it was in her hands,
And then it was bouncing down the road.
It wasn't fancy, it wasn't brown,
But now it might be from lying on the ground.
So tell me, have you seen my comb?
My sister and I in the back seat just wait.
We pass the time by making lines in the seat that we can't cross,
A thin line like dental floss.
She threw my new blue comb out the window,
somewhere on I-70.
Dad said, "I'm sorry, but we can't go back,"
We're never going back to get it.
It was the first comb I ever had.
Got it just that morning from my mom and my dad.
Light blue in color, I could never find another,
comb like that, big and fat...
So tell me, have you seen my comb?
Last time I saw it, it was in her hands,
And then it was bouncing down the road.
It wasn't fancy, it wasn't brown,
But now it might be from lying on the ground.
So tell me, have you seen my comb?
Why They're funny:
It's a song about a comb.
Submitted by: chuck
Five Iron Frenzy's, "The Phantom Mullet"
The Funny Lyrics:
Cruisin' downtown in your Camaro,
REO Speedwagon on the stereo.
It's kind of catchy,
Kind of a virus,
Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus.
REO Speedwagon on the stereo.
It's kind of catchy,
Kind of a virus,
Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus.
Why They're funny:
Its so stereotypical...
Submitted by: Chuck
Five Iron Frenzy's, "When I Go Out"
The Funny Lyrics:
When I Go Out
I Play In The Street
I Get Hit By Cars
I Eat Mashed Potatoes
I Get Hit By Cars
I Play In The Street
I Get Hit By Cars
I Eat Mashed Potatoes
I Get Hit By Cars
Why They're funny:
This song made me laugh because it's only 6 seconds long and it sounds like an early 80's punk song. It's Hysterical.
Submitted by: Punker998
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