Funniest Lyrics, Bob Dylan
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How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
Duh! you just called him a man at the beginning, so the answer is none!
Submitted by: Little Jen
I said 'Fee, fie, fo, fum, Cassius Clay, here I come
26, 27, 28, 29, I'm gonna make your face look just like mine.
Speaks for itself, essentially.
Submitted by: Jay-A
I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist
I punched myself in the face with my fist
I took my potatoes down to be mashed,
and I made it on over to that million dollar bash
Quite possibly the funniest stanza ever written; add Dylan's nasal vocals and it's surprising the Band could even play this without cracking up.
Submitted by: Jason Reeher
I wish that for just one time,
you could stand inside my shoes...
You'd know what a drag it is to see you.
Every time I'm in a situation with someone I can't stand, that line always seems to streak through my mind. Sums it all up well, doesn't it?
Submitted by: Laureen
When Quinn the Eskimo gets here, all the pigeons gonna run to him
What the heck is this supposed to mean?
Submitted by: Sloth-Man
The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly Saying,
'Death to all those who would whimper and cry'
And dropping a bar bell he points to the sky Saying,
'The sun's not yellow it's chicken'
I know this song was made in 1965, but nowadays this part of it would be relevant to George W. Bush, Don't ya think?
Submitted by: Jay A
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