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Chitlins, Whiskey, & Skirt's, "Increased Chances"
The Funny Lyrics:
The population is greatly decreased.
And now the odds are greatly increased,
That I may someday kiss your lips.
I thank the Lord each day for the Apocolypse.
Why They're funny:
From the computer game 'Full Throttle'. It's the end of the world as we know it and all this guy's thinking about is his girl.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

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