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Funniest Lyrics, Beastie Boys

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Beastie Boys', "Brass Monkey"
The Funny Lyrics:
Come on everybody, let's get ffffff!
Why They're funny:
Methinks this is supposed to be a "curse cut short"; it sounds like he's about to say a dirty word, but stretches out the "f" sound instead. This is exactly what it says on the lyrics sites; the letter 'f' is used anywhere from 4 to 6 times in succession.
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
The Funny Lyrics:
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Why They're funny:
Usually if you hear, 'Would you like some coffee with that sugar?' it means that you have a lot of sugar. It would make more sense to say "I like my *coffee* with *sugar* and cream." Perhaps the songwriter wanted to twist it up a little?
Submitted by: Quyjibo
Beastie Boys', "Intergalactic"
The Funny Lyrics:
If you try to knock me, you'll get rocked.
I'll stir fry you in my wok,
if you start say anything you'll get popped
like a pencil neck called Mr. Spock.
Why They're funny:
It just made me laugh the first time I hear it, with all these near-rhymes. (Well, wok and Spock are the only exact rhymes, lol.)
Submitted by: Celeste

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