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These are lyrics by U2 that we think are kind of dumb.

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U2's, "'Beautiful Day'"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
'...See China right in front of you... ...See the bird with the leaf in her mouth'
Why They're Dumb:
Like most of these entries say, Dont get me wrong, i love this song and thats how it is with this song, i love it but.... Can someone tell me where china is?...bono says itrs right in front of me but i dont see it. and 'see the bird with the leaf in her mouth?' i dont understand that at all that has nothing 2 do with the rest of the words.
Submitted by: Cyndi :)
U2's, "Vertigo"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
Uno, dos, tres, catorce
Why They're Dumb:
In Spanish, that's 'One, two, three... *fourteen*!' Why skip numbers four through twelve? Is Bono trying to one-up Supertramp's Roger Hodgson (who sang 'One, two, three, five!' in 'The Logical Song')?
Submitted by: Joshua Truax
U2's, "With Or Without You"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
I can't live with or without you
Why They're Dumb:
Wow that must suck.
Submitted by: Savage Jigga
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