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These are lyrics by Carly Simon that we think are kind of dumb.

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Carly Simon's, "Nobody Does It Better"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
The way that you hold me whenever you hold me
Why They're Dumb:
Well, it's kind of stupid to use the same phrase twice in the same line, and since she's talking about the way he holds her, I think most of us are smart enough to figure out that he's holding her!
Submitted by: Tygerlily
Carly Simon's, "You're So Vain"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee.
Why They're Dumb:
what the hell does this mean? Is the water so hard in her area that they leave limescale marks in her cups?
Submitted by: Blade
Carly Simon's, "You're So Vain"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
Why They're Dumb:
Uh...maybe I'm missing something, but isn't it?
Submitted by: Katie
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