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These are lyrics by Ricky Martin that we think are kind of dumb.
Ricky Martin album at Amazon.com
Ricky Martin's, "La Vida Loca"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
She never drinks the water,
makes you order French champaigne.
makes you order French champaigne.
Why They're Dumb:
Hello? Champaigne is a place in France, so all the wine that comes from there is French.It is actually a serious copyright infringement to name anything that was not bottled in the region Champaigne.
Submitted by: viza
Ricky Martin's, "Shake Your Bon Bon"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
Up in the Himalaya
C'mon I wanna lay ya
C'mon I wanna lay ya
Why They're Dumb:
OK, I wouldn't expect to find deep meaning in a song called 'Shake Your Bon-Bon,' but that has got to be one of the cheapest rhymes ever!
Submitted by: Jed Weber
Ricky Martin's, "She Bangs"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
You're switching signs like a Gemini
Why They're Dumb:
Unless she had a fake ID, that would be pretty impossable.
Submitted by: Stockton
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