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These are lyrics by Howard Jones that we think are kind of dumb.

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Howard Jones', "No One Is To Blame"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
You can look at the menu, but you just can`t eat You can feel the cushion but you can`t have a seat You can dip your foot in the pool but you can`t have a swim You can feel the punishment but you can`t commit the sin You can build a mansion but you just can`t live in it You`re the fastest runner but you`re not allowed to win Some break the rules and let you cut the cost The insecurity is the thing that won`t get lost You can see the summit but you can`t reach it It`s the last piece of the puzzle but you just can`t make it fit Doctor says you`re cured but you still feel the pain Aspirations in the clouds but your hopes go down the drain
Why They're Dumb:
I can always eat when I look at the menu at the restaurant. I can have a seat on cushions. I can always have a swim in the pool during the summertime. I could commit the punishment sin. I can live in the mansion. I can reach the summit. I can make the last piece of the puzzle fit together. I can't feel the pain if I'm cured. My hopes won't go down the drain when there are aspirations in the clouds.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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