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These are lyrics by Carol P. Weiss that we think are kind of dumb.

Carol P. Weiss', "With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
[Anne Boleyn saw Henry], he's in the canteen bar
Said he, 'Are you Jane Seymour, Ann Boleyn or Cath'rine Parr?
'For how the sweet san-fairy-ann do I know who you are
'With your head tucked underneath your arm?'
Why They're Dumb:
Henry VIII would have known that the ghostly wife of his would be either Anne Boleyn or Catherine Howard, one of the two wives he had beheaded. Anne Seymour died in childbirth; Catherine Parr outlived him; and he divorced two other wives. He would know better than to mistake her for Anne Seymour, of course, knowing how she died; and though Catherine Parr outlived him the ghostly Henry would most likely have known HER cause of death long ago. In any case, he's asking a stupid question.
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
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