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These are lyrics by Bruce Dickenson that we think are kind of dumb.

Bruce Dickenson's, "Tattooed Millionaire"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
'He's got a wife, she ain't no Brainchild, ex-Mud Queen of Miami.'
Why They're Dumb:
In his only solo career radio hit, the Maiden singer seems to have misused the word 'brainchild' to imply the woman in the lyric was not intelligent. Of course the word means a smart idea or an inspiration ie. something BORN of one's BRAIN. Ironic attempt to call somebody else dumb.
Submitted by: Jonas Godlove
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