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These are lyrics by Blur that we think are kind of dumb.

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Blur's, "Song 2"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
Why They're Dumb:
Well of course you wouldn't find it easy if your head got hit by a jumbo jet! In fact it would cause you fatal injury and probably kill you! And what the hell were you doing standing in the middle of an airport runway (when a plane was JUST ABOUT to TAKE OFF!!!!!) in the first place? You clever soul, Damon Albarn.
Submitted by: Dan Abnormal
Blur's, "Song 2"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
it wasn't easy but nothing is,
well I feel heavy metal and I am pins and needles,
I lie and I'm easy all the time
I'll never show I need you...
pleased to meet you
Why They're Dumb:
This song has pretty good music, but don't lyrics usually carry a theme?
Submitted by: kevfucious
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