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These are lyrics by The Beatles that we think are kind of dumb.


Abbey Road album at Amazon.com
The Beatles', "One After 909"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
Come on baby don't be cold as ice
I said we're trav'ling on the one after 90
I said we're trav'ling on the one after 90
I said we're trav'ling on the one after 909
Why They're Dumb:
well. . . actually you said your traveling on the one after 90 TWICE. . . and well if your cold as ice your probably dieing or dead. . . and you call 911 to get an abulence. . . and the one after 909 is 910 NOT 911!!! well i sugjest that the beatles go to math class and well. . . get some help cuz i think they have SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS!!!
Submitted by: Jeremy
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