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These are lyrics by Allan Sherman that we think are kind of dumb.

My Son, The Greatest: The Best Of Allan Sherman album at
Allan Sherman's, "I See Bones (C'est si bon)"
The Dumbest Lyrics:
[Spoken part] Nurse...isn't the lumbar vertebrae supposed to be connected to the clavicle? ...
I know, but with Scotch Tape?
Why They're Dumb:
In the first place, 'vertebrae' is the plural, Secondly, the lumbar vertebrae are connected to the thoracic vertebrae (above) and to the sacrum (below); the clavicle is connected at its inside end to the sternum and at its outside end to the shoulder blade. And Mr. Sherman was right: they aren't connected with Scotch tape. :D
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
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