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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, VAST

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Dust to Glory album at
VAST's, "Flames"
The dirty Lyrics:
Close your eyes,
Let me touch you now,
Why They're dirty:
He wants her to close her eyes, then he wants to finger her. Pretty obvious, eh? But when I first heard it I didn't think of it that way though, it seemed alot more innocent...
Submitted by: Jess

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