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Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, The Vapours

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The Vapours', "Turning Japanese"
The dirty Lyrics:
That's why I'm turning Japanese,
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Why They're dirty:
It wasn't until six months after I bought the single that my older explained that 'Turnign Japanese' refers to the facial contortions a man makes when indulging himself when there are no women around.
Submitted by: Jim Annison

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