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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Harry Styles

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Harry Styles

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Harry Styles', "Carolina"
The dirty Lyrics:
She's a good girl She feels so good
Why They're dirty:
She's a good girl- in context it's obvious ("I met her once"-clearly a one night stand) She feels so good- as in she's nice to have sex with/ literally feels good to be inside of
Submitted by: M10000
Harry Styles', "From The Dining Table"
The dirty Lyrics:
1. Woke up alone in this hotel room, played with myself where were you ../. 2. Woke up the girl who looked just like you, I almost said your name
Why They're dirty:
1. Played with myself- masterbated, where were you- he did it to fill if for having sex with her 2. He slept with someone who looks like the girl he is missing to pretend it's her and fill the void still misses her so accidentally almost called this random girl the name of the girl he misses
Submitted by: Anon
Harry Styles', "Only Angles"
The dirty Lyrics:
I'm just happy getting you stuck in between my teeth And there's nothing I can do about it Broke a finger knocking on your bedroom door I got splinters in my knuckles crawling across the floor
Why They're dirty:
Getting you stuck in between my teeth- basically means close/physical/having sex but no real relationship or romance Broke a finger knocking on your bedroom door- mention of bedroom suggested sex, th fact that he broke himself finger suggests frantic/hard knocking which basically says "I'm desperate to have sex with you" and he keeps wanting more I got splinters in my knuckles crawling across the floor- basically an extension of the last one, we assume it's the floor of the bedroom he's been let in to, he keeps crawling back to have sex with her, crawling also suggests he's submissive to her/she has control over him because he wants her so badly
Submitted by: The Rolling stone roses
Harry Styles', "Woman"
The dirty Lyrics:
This thing upon me howls like a beast, you flower your feast
Why They're dirty:
The thing upon him is either jealousy or hornyness Your flower you feast- she's sweet/beautiful and he wants to taste/*eat* her (basically talking about oral sex
Submitted by: M10000

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