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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Starland Vocal Band

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Afternoon Delight: A Golden Classics Edition album at
Starland Vocal Band's, "Afternoon Delight"
The dirty Lyrics:
Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight Gonna grab some afternoon delight My motto's always been, when it's right it's right Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night When everything's a little clearer in the light of day Then we know the night is always gonna be here anyway
Why They're dirty:
Abou having sex in the afternoon (Editor: Even Michael Bluth and his niece failed to notice this.)
Submitted by: rhys

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