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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Skyhooks

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Ego Is Not a Dirty Word/Living in the 70's album at
Skyhooks', "Smut"
The dirty Lyrics:
And now you put your Twisties right down there in your lap,
No-one ever guesses your what's-it's in the pack
Why They're dirty:
The song itself is about a man who masturbates in a cinema; this particular line is the climax [sic] of the second verse of the song
Submitted by: Brendan Richards

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