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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Prince
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Prince
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Prince's, "Darling Nikki"
The dirty Lyrics:
I knew a girl named Nikki. I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobby, Masturbating with a magazine.
Why They're dirty:
doing what with a nagazine?
Submitted by: rhys
Prince's, "Darling Nikki"
The dirty Lyrics:
She had so many devices. Everything that money could buy
Why They're dirty:
What devices-
Submitted by: rhys
Prince's, "Kiss"
The dirty Lyrics:
U can't act too flirty mama
I know how to undress me.
I know how to undress me.
Why They're dirty:
Enough said.
Submitted by: Celeste
Prince's, "Little Red Corvette"
The dirty Lyrics:
Cause you had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used
Trojan and some of them used
Why They're dirty:
I really don't think I need to explain why these are dirty lyrics. Actually, the whole song is about Prince having sex with a woman who sleeps around
Submitted by: Gabriela
Prince's, "Scarlet Pussy"
The dirty Lyrics:
She can make you crazy if you're too close to her heat,
She can make you sad when you're as happy as can be.
She can make you shoot your ego all over your sheets,
All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy.
She can make you sad when you're as happy as can be.
She can make you shoot your ego all over your sheets,
All is hers in love and war, my little Scarlet Pussy.
Why They're dirty:
"Shooting your ego all over your sheets" may refer to having a wet dream, plus the name "Scarlet Pussy"... well, that doesn't much bear thinking about. The rest of the lyrics are fairly self-explanatory.
Submitted by: A Stranger
Prince's, "Sister"
The dirty Lyrics:
Awww sister, dont put me on the street again,
Awww Sister I only want to be your friend
Awww Sister I only want to be your friend
Why They're dirty:
What a lovely young man to write a song for his sister like that... then half way though BAM 'incest is everything it's said to be'
Submitted by: Dave
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