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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Platinum Blonde
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Platinum Blonde
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Platinum Blonde's, "Contact"
The dirty Lyrics:
Some girls with black silk stockings
I swear, ooh, I've got to come up for air
but they don't compare
the way you take me there
I swear, ooh, I've got to come up for air
but they don't compare
the way you take me there
Why They're dirty:
Here's another song that I had no idea was dirty until I read further into it. I liked the song just the same.
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Contact"
The dirty Lyrics:
Some girls
in long black dresses
come close
but you impress me
the most but you
don't have to boast
in long black dresses
come close
but you impress me
the most but you
don't have to boast
Why They're dirty:
Why would anybody want to boast about having a sexual encounter with someone?
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Not In Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
It's hot inside
and it's hot outside
and it's hot inside
AND IT'S HOT OUTSIDE!!!
and it's hot outside
and it's hot inside
AND IT'S HOT OUTSIDE!!!
Why They're dirty:
I can tell by the heavy breathing that Sergio Galli is doing, that sounds like a dog in heat, that this particular lyric is about some sort of sexual encounter.
Submitted by: Celeste
Platinum Blonde's, "Valentine"
The dirty Lyrics:
Halo
Your heaven is a halo
burning in the stratosphere
heading down down down down
Your heaven is a halo
burning in the stratosphere
heading down down down down
Why They're dirty:
It just reminds me of someone having a sexual encounter with someone.
Submitted by: Celeste
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