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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Placebo

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Placebo's, "Mars Landing Party"
The dirty Lyrics:
Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dan mon cul,
Embrasse - moi, mets ton doigt dan mon cul,
Une présence ambigüe,
Une présence inconnue,
Jusqu'a ce que j'en peux plus,
Why They're dirty:
And the translation is...
Kiss me, put your finger up my arse,
Kiss me, put your finger up my arse,
An ambiguous presence,
An unknown presence,
Until I can't take it anymore
And that's why it's a whole lot more dirtier than you first thought.
Submitted by: Bethany
Placebo's, "Nancy Boy"
The dirty Lyrics:
Alcoholic kind of mood
Lose my clothes, lose my lube
Cruising for a piece of fun
Looking out for number one
Different partner every night
So narcotic outta sight
What a gas, what a beautiful ass.


Does his makeup in his room
Douse himself with cheap perfume
Eyeholes in a paper bag
Greatest lay I ever had
Kind of guy who mates for life
Gotta help him find a wife
Were a couple, when our bodies double.
Why They're dirty:
Only a few months ago, actually.. I was introduced to the world of androgynous gays and gosh, it all made more sense..
Submitted by: Kaya

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