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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, My Chemical Romance

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My Chemical Romance's, "Burn Bright"
The dirty Lyrics:
So give me all you've got
I can take it
Why They're dirty:
Really? Like do I really need to explain this?
Submitted by: Kerry Wentz-Way
My Chemical Romance's, "Cemetery Drive"
The dirty Lyrics:
I miss you, I miss you, so far
And the collision of your kiss
That made it so hard
Why They're dirty:
The guy's getting hard from thinking about who kissed him...
Submitted by: Ed Hammered
My Chemical Romance's, "I Don't Love You"
The dirty Lyrics:
Another dollar's just another blow.
Why They're dirty:
I would think fellatio and prostituion immediately comes to mind upon hearing this line.
Submitted by: Lizzie
My Chemical Romance's, "I Never Told You What I Do For a Living"
The dirty Lyrics:
So deep and down we go.
Why They're dirty:
I'm pretty sure you can come up with an explanation as to why this is considered "dirty" without any help.
Submitted by: Lizzie
My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
The dirty Lyrics:
I held you close as we both shook
for the last time; take a good hard look!
Why They're dirty:
I really don't think Gerard is talking about a time when he was nervous. There's some innuendo in there.
Submitted by: Gee
My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay (I Promise)"
The dirty Lyrics:
The photographs your boyfriend took
Why They're dirty:
This line is about a girl Gerard, the singer, knew in high school who let her boyfriend take sleazy pictures of her in high school and post them on the internet.
Submitted by: Ashley
My Chemical Romance's, "I'm Not Okay"
The dirty Lyrics:
For all the dirty looks the photographs
your boyfriend took
Why They're dirty:
*cough cough* I'm pretty sure there not taking about family portraits if you get what I'm saying!
Submitted by: Lidz
My Chemical Romance's, "Teenagers"
The dirty Lyrics:
What you got under your shirt will make them pay for the things that they did.
Why They're dirty:
Not weapons under your shirt, she must have big boobs, which will change their minds.
Submitted by: ILoveMusic
My Chemical Romance's, "The Sharpest Lives"
The dirty Lyrics:
Why don't you blow me a kiss before she goes?
Why They're dirty:
In live concerts, Gerard usually just says "Why don't you blow me?" and leaves it at that.
Submitted by: loser
My Chemical Romance's, "You Know What Guys Like Us Do in Prison"
The dirty Lyrics:
To your room..
What they ask of you
Why They're dirty:
The song, as what the vocalist say, "is a song about getting fucked up in the ass." Those lines suggest that that man was forced to do something dirty. And on the live shows, Gerard would do some gestures that suggest "that action," while singing those lines.
Submitted by: ladeux

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