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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, The Murmurs

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The Murmurs', "Toy"
The dirty Lyrics:
I want you to be my favorite toy
We'll play a game of house,
you'll be the girl I'll be the boy
I wanna throw you down
and put you in my mouth
of we've got to figure something out.
Why They're dirty:
I always thought this was just sort of a fun song...then I looked at the lyrics and I just thought 'oh my god'. They're pretty self explanitory.
Submitted by: Crispay Chicken

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