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Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Manhattan Transfer

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Manhattan Transfer's, "My cat fell in the well"
The dirty Lyrics:
I woke up this morning
with a feeling of despair
I looked for my pussy
but my pussy wasn't there
I got out a ladder
and I climbed down to my pet
I saw in a jiffy that
my puss was soakin' wet
There never was a pussy
that could quite compare with her
Pretty as a picture
with her long and silky fur
Why They're dirty:
Come on...if you can't find the double meaning you're in need of a hearing aid.
Submitted by: Richard Rombouts

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