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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Nick Lowe

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Nick Lowe

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Nick Lowe's, "Born Fighter"
The dirty Lyrics:
Well here she comes again
Blowing everybody's circuits
Girls like that bring a lump to my pocket
Why They're dirty:
He sees her. She's coming closer now. Boing! What's that next to your pocket? Your rocket is up up UP. Need I say more?
Submitted by: Labo(u)rer of Lust
Nick Lowe's, "Love So Fine"
The dirty Lyrics:
She’s got a pair of tits that just won't quit
Why They're dirty:
Submitted by: Jonathan M

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