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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Avril Lavigne

Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.

Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Avril Lavigne

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Avril Lavigne's, "Things I'll Never Say"
The dirty Lyrics:
If I could say what I want to say
I'd say I wanna blow you ... away
Be with you every night
Am I squeezing you too tight
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down ... on one knee
Why They're dirty:
The way she pauses between "blow you" and "away," then again between "go down" and "on one knee" -- some say the pauses are simply to maintain the rhythm of the chorus, but C'MONNNNN!!! "Am I squeezing you too tight?" Sounds like a hand-job reference to me!
Submitted by: acidbrat
Avril Lavigne's, "girlfriend"
The dirty Lyrics:
Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright?
Why They're dirty: you really need an explanation.
Submitted by: bobby

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